Bigfoot found in Georgia - Body being stored in Freezer

Now this is just waiting for a Jeff Foxworthy joke:

"You know you are a Red Neck if you have a Bigfoot in your freezer"

Here are the photos and story about the Georgia bigfoot hoax found in a remote part of northern Georgia. The bigfoot body is creating an internet sensation, and causing scientists everywhere to rethink their understanding of the natural world.

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“Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, Georgia residents who lead Bigfoot-tracking expeditions, say they found the body of what appears to be a Bigfoot in the woods of northern Georgia and will join local Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi at the news conference, according to Robert Barrows, who is publicizing the event.”

A press conference will be held on August 13th, 2008, to present the DNA evidence and more pictures that the world awaits.

The Barack Obama campaign was quick to take credit in a press release which noted that Obama has continually called for change. Said Obama via text message, “Bigfoot is the change we have been waiting for.”

The John McCain camp left all options on the table including a military response. Said McCain via carrier pigeon, “the United States and our allies must stand ready to confront threats wherever they are found.”

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Fact or fiction? Truth or bigfoot hoax? Some party poopers say they have debunked the story as a hoax.

The thing looks like a stuffed Halloween dummy with a gorilla mask, in fact, someone is claiming to have found that exact costume for $499.00. but that’s unfair skepticism for this historic find.

The press release description of the Bigfoot body is startling:

The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
It weighs over five hundred pounds.
The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
It is male.
It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.

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If this is infact real, this question comes to mind. Was "Bigfoot" found dead or did the hunters Murder what appears to be Hairy oversized Human. If they did shoot the "Creature" will they be charged with murder if DNA evidence shows human genes?